Dear Vanilla Ice,
I had such a crush on you and was so ashamed to admit that back in the very early 90's. Even when Madonna asked you to join her in her SEX book, I never ever dared to admit that I wanted to lay my head on your white, troubled, gangsta chest! You wanna know why?
Because of that very bad music you made and that very horrible musicvideo you did. How could a 16 y/o gay guy ever live with that? It was so NOT the correct thing! There was no vogueing in it, no bad-ass beat and no cute guys in your video. Well there was you, but I never admitted to that remember?
I am glad to see you're still alive and kicking in this photoshoot for Interview magazine and I am also glad you made it to be one of my cult men from the last 25 years. Yo man! Let's get out of here. Word to your mother.
X Daan
Model: Vanilla Ice
Photography: Robbie Fimmano for the latest issue of Interview magazine
Styling: Karl Templer
1 comment:
I share your shame, I was so disappointed he didn't show his vanilla beans in Madonna's SEX book, he was cute back then but now he's dirty hot! Too bad his music was so embarrassing, but I still hear his song at least once a week on the radio lol....
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