Today I was a chicken. My ass looks like shit from laying all those eggs. Hope it will be better tomorrow, because apparently I am gonna lay an egg every day for the rest of my life. A life that won't be that long, since most chickens are killed in their 8th week of existence.
Too bad, because I wanna live much longer than that. So I am glad I took the outfit off when we left IKEA this afternoon. I have always hated my small head, but on occasions like these I am glad all these cute outfits for children fit me so well!
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I love how the outfit conceals the fact that you're only 4'8" so well
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